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Friday, December 9th 2005

1:37 PM

for all you 'buppy' lovers......

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Found these on a message board over on

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Both gave me a chuckle, so I snagged them to share with you.

Rules for Dog Owners

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house.

2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.

3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever the hell he pleases.

6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.

10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.

11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers.

12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow.

13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.

14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair.

15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true.

" Wind to thy Wings "

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6 user comments.

Posted by Alex:

YUP. . .This is why I do not own a dog!

I have also stopped decorating the outside of the house for the holigays because the wild turkey eat the wires. But if you check out my blog this weekend, you will see what can be done with some lights and music.

Friday, December 9th 2005 @ 9:30 PM

Posted by Beyond the Confines...:

Yep, those are definitely the rules my dog lives by!
Another one I add to the list tho, the dog definitely goes out to his dog house when he starts passing GAS!! OK, he can stay in the house, but he's definitely got to leave the room! OK, maybe he can stay in a certain corner, away from my nose ...
Oh, what a great picuture !!

Saturday, December 10th 2005 @ 6:22 AM

Posted by Tinkerelli:

Hiya Lodi!

Nothing could be closer to the truth then this about Dog owners..I have three dogs and they ALL try to sleep in the water bed with me. Then Look at me like I'm crazy when I say no. And thier "dog house" is now in use as a Cat Hotel. lol

Sunday, December 11th 2005 @ 9:54 PM